Chasie Racie lost his first tooth Tuesday night – here is what followed:
Me: So you think I am the tooth Fairy?
Me: (I turn off TV and start paying attention) I don’t know – the Navy is in charge of it I think. (Mr. BP let me know it is the Defense Department)
Cartman: Oh, they are tracking submarines.
Me: Do you know how we started gift giving at Christmas?
Boo: The elves!
Cartman: The three dwarfs.
Chase: You idiot, it is seven dwarfs.
Me: We don’t say idiot. No, it is the three wise men bearing gifts. Caden, what do you think?
Boo: I think it is 50/50 you. Why do we leave cookies if Santa doesn’t come?